Here I sit broken-hearted Watched a movie, blood was parted Actors sucked, careers weren't started Keen eyes watched, ratings were charted Cringers reviewed the dearly departed

A Poem by David Weiss

I give you tonight the cringe Fest haiku Fuck you. Oh shit head. Destroyer of my comics Eat a bag of dicks

A Poem by AK Ripper

It’s a clam man It only costs a clam man Cook it in a pan man If you’re a pussy Swallow it whole man Raw and full of sand man Choke it down man Unless you’re a pussy Meet me outside man I got what you need man Some day old clams man ‘Cause your not a pussy

A Poem by Howard E. Couleé